A son excitedly calls up his father. His wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl.
"Dad, Dad! I’m a Dad now!" he says, tears in his eyes
Over the line, his father smiles.
"Hi, a Dad now. I’m Grandpa."
I’m torn between rolling my eyes and sobbing.
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE JUST DESCRIBED MY ENTIRE ISSUE WITH COMMUNICATING WOW now i understand myself better
Sometimes even I can’t keep up with myself, when I’m thinking I develop a stutter because my brain is 3 points ahead of my mouth and I want to skip ahead but I can’t
i desperately want to send this to my teacher because last year she accused me of having a mental disease because she didn’t understand my line of thought. this explains everything perfectly.
The County Clerk’s office released this statement saying not to panic and buy bread and milk.
Ah, New Jersey
I’m from a weird-ass place…
OH MY GOD
SCREAMS AND DIES
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
dOES NO ONE MENTION THE FACT THAT THIS POST STARTED A MEME
like a freaking artifact